Malcolm in the Middle: Life's Still Unfair — Season 1

"Hey, I remember him! That freaky kid genius with the weird family. And look, he's happy and successful and even has a nice daughter. I'm glad everything worked out for him. Wait... Oh. Wow, I did not see that coming."

"How does someone who's supposed to be so smart ruin everything so quickly? He's even fighting with his daughter, how's he going to fix that? I bet his dad can help… Jeez, never mind."

"Dude, this one is crazy. Fistfights, young love, revenge, dark secrets, acrobatics, a birth and a kidnapping.... Sorry, I'll stop before I spoil it."

"They've really created a mess. And they think that many people with that many different problems can be solved in one episode? There's no possible way. I'd like to see them try."